Believe it or not, I try to look on the sunny side.
But sometimes, there exist some 'kick some ass' moments.
Miracle whip MET Ghilladeli was one of them
(Excuse my spelling Mr. Ghilladeliphia. You should've named it somewhat spellable.)
Miracle whip as oil substitue?
Alright, according to brownie batter eater, it tastes okay.
(she was blind sample)
BUT HOW?!
Miracle whip is for dips, and sandwiches-used as sweet-salty mayo.
Oil is used for massage, frying eggs and shining lotion.
How can miracle whip replace oil?
Is that mean I can rub some of my friends faces with miracle whip with aroma spray as massage?
I wouldn't dare.
If someone out there can give me scientific reasoning between the twos,
I'll send you a very big high fives. FOR REAL.

